I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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