I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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