i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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