Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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