Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
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I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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