google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
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We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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