We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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