She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
