Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
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How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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