Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Four minutes until I can fart!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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