It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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