Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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