I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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