I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I've blown a few things in my day
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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