She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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