Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Did you go home with that guy without me?

(479): View more from Arkansas

Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car

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(347): View more from New York

Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.

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(912): View more from Georgia

I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her

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(231): View more from Michigan

Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma

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(517): View more from Michigan

Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time

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(256): View more from Alabama

I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....

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(613): View more from Ontario

‎"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."

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