Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
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Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach