That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
im six kinds of drunk right now
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.