Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim