hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
40s are totally the cure
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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