I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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