I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Randomize
