what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I need water and some morals
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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