I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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