We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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