dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
