just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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