I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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