awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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