am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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