Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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