I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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