Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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