making cat noises will not fix the situation.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize