and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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