Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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