FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
this will be a night to untag.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Your cock deserves a montage
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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