I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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