If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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