office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
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He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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