Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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