I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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