It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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