i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
