i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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