It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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