quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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