I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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