She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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