Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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