Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
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THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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