he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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