So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
