i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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