I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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