he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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