He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
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Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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