But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
My life is pants optional.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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