Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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