This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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