Quick, to the slutcave!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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