just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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