Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
The beer is more important than you right now.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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