I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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