Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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